Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish
Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
why does no one ever talk about wilbur robinson from meet the robinsons
look at him
didnt people ship him with his dad
and now i know why no one talks about him
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI